I know it’s hard for you to remember
I know it’s hard for you to begin
But since we’re sitting here and we’ve turned the lights down low
We’ve crushed the cap of the J&B and there’s no place else to go
We may as well just open up to each other
We may as well invite each other in
It’s cold in here, you sense the need for protection
It’s cold in here, your nerves are wearing thin

If you don’t want to let me in any further
I will understand
It’s just that you want to be a man
And men don’t cry like babies
I will hold your hand
You’ll be my Baby, man

Hold me close and I will get the message
Hold me close and we will dance for a while
Isn’t it peculiar, we always make ends meet
I’ll slip on a happy face and we’ll never miss a beat
Isn’t that your favourite song on the radio?
Isn’t that a guarantee of a smile?
It’s cold in here and you’re afraid of rejection
It’s cold in here, your nerves are wearing thin

If you don’t want to let me in any further
I will understand
It’s just that you want to be a man
And men don’t cry like babies
I will hold your hand
You’ll be my Baby, man

Recorded by One Large Banana and available on Bandcamp.